Refund policy

Look... we’re not Amazon, and this isn't a department store.

But if something shows up wrecked, busted worse than your ex, or looks like it's been stitched by a drunk, we won’t leave you hanging.

You’ve got 14 days to hit us up — after that, it’s between you and the void.

Here’s the cold truth:

If you wore it to cry in the parking lot, we probably can’t take it back.

If it’s unwashed, unworn, and still smells like you haven't pleasured yourself in it (aka brand new), we’ll take a look.

No returns on limited drops, custom gear, or anything marked final sale — that’s law.

You pay return shipping unless it was our screw-up. If it was, we’ll make it right like your ex never did.

Email us at lonelyweldersclub@gmail.com with your order number and what went wrong. We’ll get back to you — probably sober, no promises.